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How Stupid Do You Think I Am?

So you tell me you love me, but I’m referred to as “your bitch” with your friends? I don’t believe that’s correct. Oh, but leaving me to go hang out with them after that must mean you care a lot. Well, maybe if I truly am stupid I won’t read between those lines. But then again… I can only act so sensible while being stupidly in love with you.

goddessofcheese:

Look at these adorable lazy fucks.

Eating out of my kitchen.

Pooping in our only litter box.

Sleeping on my carpet.

GET A JOB, YOU FURRY LITTLE LOSERS.

you’re tearing this family apart

(cough cough a reminder, we still need homes for at least one of our kittens, if you know someone in Columbus OH or the surrounding area who would be willing to talk to us about it, please let us knooooow cough cough)

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